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Tue, Apr 20 2010

The “New Cool New Rules” – Fiesta Edition

It’s Fiesta week, which means there will be alot of beer drinking and bad decisions. Unfortunately, some of those bad decisions will come before the beer. 5. Stop saving your beer cups. I don’t...

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Tue, Apr 6 2010

The “New Cool New Rules” for April 6, 2010

Also tagged: 2pac music, funny, funny rules, new cool new rules, new rules, reading the newspaper at the gym, requesting 2pac music, smoking at the gym, wearing a flower in your hair, wearing a hat to the gym

5. Stop asking the DJ to play 2Pac. I’m not a DJ. I’m a producer. I DJ’d for one night and in that one night I was asked to play some of the most ridiculous songs you could ever play...

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Tue, Mar 23 2010

The “New Cool New Rules” for March 23, 2010

Also tagged: black men dont wear abercrombie, cap and gown, dap, handhshake fail, inappropriate laugh tracks, inappropriate outfits, new rules, roller shoes age limit, the new cool new rules, why it gotta be black

Just when you thought the Brand New Cool was finished calling people out on their poor choices and corny behavior, we come back stronger than ever. We took a little break from the new rules, but that doesn’t...

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Tue, Feb 16 2010

The New Cool New Rules – For the Ladies Edition

Also tagged: annoying women behavior, don't eat my fries, for the ladies, new cool new rules, new male friendships, new rules, the new cool new rules, things women do that drive us crazy, threesome rules, women can't decide where to eat, women eat off our plate, women force you to befriend their male friends, you say it's ok but it's really not

The Brand New Cool is, for the most part, a men’s entertainment site. But that doesn’t mean we don’t have a female audience. And from time to time, I try to accomodate our female audience...

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Mon, Feb 8 2010

The “New Cool New Rules” for February 8, 2010

Also tagged: backing into parking spaces, funny, men calling men on the phone, new cool new rules, new rules, owning a camera does not make you a photographer, reverse parking, skinny jean rules, skinny jeans, the new cool new rules, valentimes, valentine's day, valentines is spelled with an "n"

5. Why are you reverse parking? Hey, I have an idea. Why don’t you back into that parking space? Why do people do this? I know they think it’s more convenient to be able to just drive off...

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Tue, Jan 26 2010

The “New Cool New Rules” for January 26, 2010

Also tagged: big workout groups, fist pump, laptops at the coffee shop, new cool new rules, new rules, no more fist pumping, no talking in the bathroom, playing basketball with headphones on, the new cool new rules, working out with friends

5. I don’t wanna see your laptops at the coffee shop. I realize that damn near every college student in the city does this, but I’m not really talking about them. College students meeting...

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Mon, Jan 18 2010

The “New Cool New Rules” – Facebook Edition Part 2

Also tagged: facebook, facebook invites, facebook rules, new cool new rules, new rules, the new cool new rules, things i hate about facebook, what i hate about facebook, why i hate facebook

There are alot of things about Facebook that I hate. I’ve already discussed 5 of those things already. Well that list of things grows little by little every day it operates. I really won’t...

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Mon, Jan 11 2010

The “New Cool New Rules” for January 11, 2010

Also tagged: bragging about new shit, competitive story telling, faux hawks, funny, humor, lying, mohawks, new cool new rules, new rules, no more mohawks, red tinted shades, stop wearing mohawks, the new cool new rules, topping a story, wearing jerseys

5. If your first mohawk is born in 2010, you should give it up for adoption. There’s a “first born” and “shoulda wore a hat” joke in there somewhere. Here’s a simple...

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Mon, Jan 4 2010

The “New Cool New Rules” for January 4, 2010

Also tagged: bad nicknames, butterfly collars, long sleeves with shorts, new cool new rules, new rules, new years resolutions, nicknames, repeat new years resolutions, the new cool new rules, wearing jeans at the gym

5. Button up collars go on the inside of your blazer. Not the outside. If you’re gonna dress up in a nice shirt and blazer, you should do it right. The point is to look nice, but when you wear your...

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Mon, Dec 28 2009

“The New Cool New Rules” – Best of 2009

Also tagged: best new rules, best of new cool, calling jordan shoes by their number, fight stories, free imprisoned celebrity t shirts, free t.i., from new york city, new cool new rules of 2009, the new cool new rules, wearing durags

With 2010 almost upon us, I thought it would be nice to look back and really think about all the terrible outfits, misfires, violations, and fuck ups I’ve seen and heard this past year. I know the...

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Mon, Dec 21 2009

The “New Cool New Rules” – Christmas Gifts Edition

Also tagged: bad christmas gifts, bootleg cds, bootleg dvds, cologne as a christmas gift, new rules, sex related products, the new cool new rules

Christmas is this week, so I thought I’d give you a few holiday rules related to Christmas gift giving. We all know Christmas isn’t about the presents. It’s about time off from work...

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Mon, Dec 14 2009

The “New Cool New Rules” for December 14, 2009

Also tagged: basketball etiquette, buying too much at walgreens, funny, half tuck, hilarious, michael jordan's earring, new cool new rules, the new cool new rules, the wrong button up shirts, tucking shirts halfway, wearing hoop earrings

5. Michael Jordan can wear hoop earrings. But you shouldn’t. I don’t know how long men have been wearing earrings. Probably since the beginning of Man. Nowadays, there’s all shapes and...

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Mon, Dec 7 2009

The “New Cool New Rules” for December 7, 2009

Also tagged: bragging about playing golf, funny, new cool new rules, nike shox, taking up two parking spots, the new cool new rules, wearing house shoes at the gym, wearing short sleeves in the winter

5. If you wear short sleeves on a 40 degree day, everyone hates you. I’ve been waiting for the winter season. Not just because it means the Holidays are here or because I like to wear jackets and...

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Mon, Nov 30 2009

The “New Cool New Rules” for November 30, 2009

Also tagged: backwards kangol hats, funny, I.D. necklaces, mens jewelry, movie theater ettiquette, movie theater rules, new cool new rules, sam jackson, scrubs, showing up late to the movies, tall people advantage, the new cool new rules, wearing kangol hats, wearing scrubs doesn't look cool

5. Wearing kangol hats backwards is ok for Sam Jackson, or your parents, but not for you. We all know Sam Jackson is a bad mother. And he’s also a dangerous killer. That’s why he can get away...

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Mon, Nov 23 2009

The “New Cool New Rules”-Myspace Edition

Also tagged: don't use myspace anymore, myspace, myspace is dead, myspace is old, nobody uses myspace, the new cool new rules

5. Don’t use Myspace anymore. There’s no joke here. Don’t do it. 4. Myspace is old news. It was fun for a while. But you should have moved on by now. Do you think anybody cared that...

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Mon, Nov 9 2009

The “New Cool New Rules” For November 9, 2009

Also tagged: best friends, best friends of opposite sex, complicated sandals, entourage behavior, gladiator sandals, hooters girls, hooters waitresses, just friends, new cool new rules, part of an entourage, t-shirts with gold chain print, the new cool new rules

5. Men should stop saying a girl is your best friend unless she’s your girlfriend or wife. And the same goes for women who say the same about another man. Let me begin by saying, it’s not that...

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Mon, Oct 26 2009

The “New Cool New Rules” For October 26, 2009

Also tagged: affliction, diagonal striped button ups, Ed Hardy, fraternity stepping, new cool new rules, over dressing situations, phone etiquette, skull t-shirts, sorority stepping, step shows, the new cool new rules

5. Sorority sisters don’t have to do step routines at non college parties. I was never in a fraternity, but I’ve seen School Daze, Stomp the Yard, and Drumline. Which I know wasn’t about...

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Mon, Oct 19 2009

The “New Cool New Rules” For October 19, 2009

Also tagged: making a lap at a lounge, matching shirts and hats, men don't wear ankle bracelets, movie theatre etiquette, new cool new rules, perm ponytail, the new cool new rules

5. Braids are better than ponytails. Fellas, if you have braids and you work in an office environment, the braids are a more professional look than the permed ponytail. I’ve never had braids, but...

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