This isn’t a remake or reboot of John Woo’s classic, The Killer. Nor is it Mr. and Mrs. Smith or True Lies even though it, so badly, would like to be. It’s Killers, a new action comedy starring Ashton Kutcher and Katherine Heigl. It’s about a girl who meets the, seemingly, perfect man only to marry him and find out he’s a professional killer. Oh and some other killers are after them. It’s ironic that Heigl’s character isn’t a killer when she’s so good at killing her own career in real life.











