Here’s the poster for Alien vs. Ninja or AVN becuase you have to abbreviate everything now. I didn’t bother to look up a plot outline for this movie because I’m lazier on Mondays and because I’m afraid I might actually think it was gonna be good. But there’s no way this can be a good movie. Either you’re gonna have ninjas that are using non ninja weapons against aliens with far superior technology or you’re gonna have real shitty aliens that can’t put up a good fight against the long wooden staff with the curvy blade at the end. Why even make this movie?
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Even the tagline is stupid. “They fought back.” Who fought back? And why did ninjas have futuristic body armor “hundreds of years ago?” Why is the lightning in the background red? Are you sure this poster isn’t a practical joke?
i’m positive. i dont know what this is supposd to be..