While the Houston Rockets sit in the 9th spot in the NBA’s Western Conference, Adidas is making plans to release the James Harden-“inspired” Crazylight Boost 2.5 hoop shoe in distinguishable home and away colorways. With 3 games left in the regular season, I’ll be the first to say that Adidas may have spent twice as much money as they had to, since Harden will mostly be wearing these from home.
The shoes have a relatively clean look and come in black-and-white, or black-and-red. Being inspired by James Harden, the shoes give the wearer the benefit never being at fault for any collision they’re involved in.
“Officer, a man just ran me over on his motorcycle while I was standing on the sidewalk!”
“How heinous! Can you describe this man?”
“Well, I saw that he was wearing the new Harden Crazylights and–”
“You’re under arrest!”
Harden gets a lot of calls, is what I’m getting at there. He gets all the calls. He should have a deal with Verizon instead of Adidas.