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For The Ladies – Somehow This Is A Shoe

500x_Mojito-shoe-by-Julian-Hakes-sq2_01For the latest in uncomfortable fashion, look to London. Designed by London architect Julian Hakes, the Mojito shoe  is made of carbon fiber—to give it strength and spring—and laminated with rubber on the bottom and leather. It’s a high heel by the way. According to Hakes:

With a high heel providing the heel is supported, even by standing on a wooden block the foot naturally ‘spans’ the gap naturally, with bones and tendons.

I don’t know what that means, but I do know that if you’re ok with wearing this, you might as well just wear a bear trap with your outfit, ladies. It’s gotta be just as comfortable and bear traps go with any color outfit.

About J. Pines


Jeff Pines is a music producer and co-owner of the BNC. Also, he's tall.

2 Comments

  1. Looking at this I just keep thinking about a bunch of women with dirty ass feet trying to look fashionable. I’ll stick to my regular ol’ heels that actually protect my feet from the elements.

  2. it looks like a piece of ribbon!!

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