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How Not to Get Killed by Samuel L. Jackson

A few helpful tips on how not to die by Sam Jackson’s hands. Which are usually clasped around a firearm….

About J. Compton


J. Compton is a horror author whose stories have appeared in Pseudopod, Arkham Tales and other publications. He is co-creator of the BNC, and a generally cool dude.

7 Comments

  1. You never cease to amaze me… love it! Funny stuff!

  2. out-FREAKIN-standing!

  3. Its Awesome that you were able to get Carlton to narrate this…pure hilarity!

  4. whathe fuuuuuu…..where is the “how not to get killed by jason bourne?”

  5. Dudes why did you abandon the How not to get Killed series? This is great stuff!

  6. continue the series? Please?

  7. i been tryin to get him to do more myself..

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