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“Black Dynamite” Trailer (NSFW)

black dynamiteI’m pretty sure this is the coolest thing I’ve ever seen. An IMDB plot summary describes “Black Dynamite” as the story of 1970s African-American action legend Black Dynamite. The Man killed his brother, pumped heroin into local orphanages, and flooded the ghetto with adulterated malt liquor. Black Dynamite was the one hero willing to fight The Man all the way from the blood-soaked city streets to the hallowed halls of the Honky House”. How could you not want this to be played on every TV station. Don’t you want to know what’s inside the Honky House?

One of the greatest lines ever comes from the red-band trailer. Black Dynamite is in bed with 3 women who he just slept with, and they all tell him how great it was and Dynamite says, “You gon wake up the rest of the bitches”. Pan down to 2 more girls asleep in his bed. Great writing! Eat that Tarantino!
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‘Black Dynamite’ Theatrical Trailer @ Yahoo! Video

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Crush Grooves is a music producer and co-owner of the BNC. Also, he's tall.

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