A&E is apparently airing a reality series about Steven Seagal’s career on the side as a law enforcement officer, called “Steven Seagal:Lawman”. It’s hard to believe this is real because it looks so ridiculous. Even the title font looks like a bad ’80s detective show. But this promo has no laugh track, no rap soundtrack and no appearances by Eric Roberts as the drug lord that kills Segal’s wife and kid. So it’s gotta be real.
Seems like there’s a trend in television with the whole “Name:Occupation” series titles, like “Walker: Texas Ranger”, “Dr. Quinn:Medicine Woman”, and the series I’m currently developing, “Dicaprio:Hot Girl Doer”.
Fun fact: Seagal runs like a chick
About J. Pines
Jeff Pines is a music producer and co-owner of the BNC. Also, he's tall.